[Image of a church sign, advertising for the North Waterboro Community Baptist Church. Sign reads: ‘You can’t enter heaven unless Jesus enters you.’]
Can’t decide! Gay sex jesus joke? Jesus rape joke? Poltergeist joke?
Ooh - sounds fun! Now if only I could find him…
I’m going to go with Gay Poltergeist Rape Joke,
Give it to me, Jesus.
…. eh, i’d rather not.
in the butt. as a priest. lolz.
You know, Jesus entered me once. Then, as he finished, I realized it was not Jesus, the savior, but Jesus, the creepy...
Can’t decide! Gay sex jesus joke? Jesus rape joke? Poltergeist joke?
fuck no!
I guess I’ll be waiting for a while, then?